Name: 蜘蛛俠歸來--HISHE評測(SPOILERS) (Spider-Man Homecoming - HISHE Review (SPOILERS))
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T21:40:42.000Z
Duration: 9 min 58 s

情態副詞

Ok I know this review is kind of late and you probably have already seen a bunch of

好吧，我知道這個評論有點晚，你可能已經看到了一堆的

spider-man reviews.  But lots of people at RTX told me they wanted more HISHE reviews

蜘蛛人的評論。  但是RTX的很多人告訴我，他們想要更多的HISHE評論

and I don't want to let those people down! so you think this review is too

而我不想讓這些人失望！所以你覺得這個評論過於

late? well too bad! I've been busy!  You wanna

遲到了？我一直很忙！  你要不要...

talk some spider-man?  Then let's get to it.

談談蜘蛛俠？  那我們就開始吧

Spider-man Home Coming!  The spider-man movie with a title that is totally more

蜘蛛人回家了!  蜘蛛人電影的片名，完全是比較的。

about finally coming to the massive cankle unicorn and not so much about the

關於終於來到了巨大的CANKLE獨角獸，而不是那麼多的關於。

actual homecoming dance that is in the film. Peter Parker finally has his official

在電影中的返校節舞蹈。彼得-帕克終於有了他的官方

standalone MCU flick and big surprise everybody loved it.  It turns out Sony not

獨立的MCU片，大出意料大家都很喜歡。  事實證明，索尼不

trying to build an entire cinematic universe around spider-man in two films

試圖建立一個完整的電影 圍繞蜘蛛俠在兩部電影的宇宙

and just plugging him into an already well-established Cinematic Universe is

而只是把他插入到一個已經建立起來的電影宇宙是

quite enjoyable! Shocking I know! I can't believe this

蠻爽的我知道很震驚！我真不敢相信

movie is the total crowd pleaser. hey there's Captain America I love that

這部電影完全是眾望所歸，嘿，還有美國隊長，我很喜歡。

guy! Hey! that underage girl mentioned sleeping with Thor! That's weird.  but I

夥計！嘿，那個未成年女孩提到和雷神睡覺！真奇怪，但我...

also know who Thor is.  This movie is awesome I gave it two Thwips up but even

也知道雷神是誰。  這部電影是真棒，我給了它兩個Thwips了，但即使是。

without all the Avengers tie-in homecoming has its own charm and it

沒有所有的復仇者聯盟綁在回家有自己的魅力，它

still feels pretty great John Watts has directed a very fun

感覺還是很不錯的 約翰-沃茨執導了一部非常有趣的電影。

believable high school spider-man and Tom Holland does a fantastic job at it

可信的高中蜘蛛俠和湯姆-霍蘭做了一個夢幻般的工作在它

he's immature he's awkward he's very much still learning how to navigate both

他是不成熟的 他是笨拙的 他還在學習如何駕馭兩邊的人事物

life and his newfound powers all while the very excellent villain Michael

的生活和他的新發現的權力，而非常優秀的反派Michael

Keaton is out there trying to be a human hover drone slash Chitarui Tech weapons

基頓在外面想做人肉懸浮無人機斜線奇塔瑞科技武器。

dealer even though the spider-man is not technically an origin story it still

經銷商即使蜘蛛俠不是技術上的起源故事，它仍然

feels very much a beginning for spider-man and I enjoyed it very much I

感覺非常多的蜘蛛俠的開始，我很喜歡它非常多，我

recommend you see the movie if you haven't so go check it out but I'm

推薦你看電影，如果你沒有，所以去檢查出來，但我。

betting you've already seen it so why don't we skip this don't want to say too

我打賭你已經看過了，所以我們為什麼不跳過這一點，不想說太多。

much stuff and get straight to the spoiler

我不敢相信格溫-史黛西死了！！！！！！！！

oh wait that that's a spoiler from from that other movie that was too scared to

哦，等等，這是一個破壞者從另一個電影 這是太害怕了，以

end in a cliffhanger tragedy... sorry about that

anyway.  Spoilers ahead homies! What did I like about the movie I liked the setting

無論如何。  前面有劇透的小夥伴們!我喜歡這部電影的什麼地方 我喜歡它的環境

I like that the story is basically what happened to Peter right after Civil War

我喜歡這個故事基本上是發生在彼得身上的內戰後的事。

I like that he's still a young kid in high school

not a graduating senior. Having a spider-man adventure actually in high

而不是一個即將畢業的高三學生。有一個蜘蛛俠的冒險 其實在高

school and not in a corporate science lab just feels way more classic he's got

在學校而不是在公司的科學實驗室 只是感覺更經典的方式 他有。

a normal high school crush he's got a goofy best friend Ned who's really funny

一個普通的高中暗戀 他有一個傻傻的最好的朋友內德誰是真正的搞笑

and likes to build Lego in his spare time I think all of the high school stuff is

並喜歡在業餘時間搭建樂高，我想高中的東西都是。

great.  I do feel like Tony Stark's involvement in a story it's kind of

很好  我確實覺得託尼・斯塔克參與到一個故事中去... ...這有點...

weird post-civil war though in a way this movie is kind of all about Tony

怪異的內戰後，雖然在某種程度上，這部電影是一種所有關於託尼。

giving a teenager an Iron Man suit with no instructions and then getting upset

給一個少年穿上鋼鐵俠的衣服，卻沒有任何訓示，然後就生氣了

with him for not knowing how to use it right all the time

他不知道如何使用它的所有正確的時間。

Tony's all if you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it and

託尼的一切，如果你什麼都沒有的西裝，那麼你就不應該有它，和

Peter's all how was I supposed to know there were life jackets in the web

彼得的所有 我怎麼會知道網上有救生衣呢？

settings!?  He doesn't really say that exactly but that's kind of how it goes

設置！？  他並沒有確切的說出來，但也就是那麼回事兒了

anyway just felt a little weird to me but we just allow it because we like

反正就是覺得有點怪怪的，但我們只是允許它，因為我們喜歡。

Tony Stark.  What was your favorite part? the Captain America videos.  They were the

託尼・斯塔克。  你最喜歡的部分是什麼？ 美國隊長的視頻。  他們是

best.  And his after credit scene about patience was probably the funniest

最好的。  而他的功勞後關於耐心的那場戲可能是最有趣的了

Marvel after credit scene they've ever done

漫威在功勞戲後，他們曾經做過的。

She's attractive haha who cares. Does it matter to spider-man timeline? it

她很有吸引力，哈哈，誰在乎呢？這對蜘蛛俠的時間線有影響嗎？

I didn't know what to expect from Donald Glover in this movie. I loved Donald Glover but

我不知道對唐納德-格洛弗在這部電影中的表現有什麼期待。我喜歡唐納德-格洛弗，但

I couldn't help feel like he was in there just as a fan service to all the

我不禁覺得他在那裡只是作為一個粉絲服務於所有的。

people that wanted to see him as the next spider-man so on my first viewing

人們想看到他 作為下一個蜘蛛俠，所以在我的第一次觀看。

every time he's in the scene I just thought man Donald Glover does not look

每次他在現場，我只是想男人唐納德格洛弗不看。

like he cares about this role at all but then someone explained to me that his

像他在乎這個角色，但後來有人向我解釋說，他的。

character is actually the uncle of Miles Morales and I thought oh cool oh that is

角色實際上是邁爾斯-莫拉萊斯的叔叔 我想哦，酷哦，那是

cool that is cool I like that I'm excited to see that actually become a

酷，是很酷，我喜歡，我很高興看到，實際上成為一個

later film so I think Donald Glover was great!

後來的電影，所以我認為唐納德-格洛弗是偉大的!

sounds really weird. I don't know why I'm using that voice

聽起來真的很奇怪。我不知道為什麼我會用這種聲音

anyway. I like the action in this movie however the trailers spoil every scene

無論如何，我喜歡這部電影的動作，但預告片破壞了每一個場景。我喜歡這部電影中的動作，但預告片破壞了每一個場景。

of action so if you've watched all the trailers you kind of can guess how the

的行動，所以如果你看過所有的預告片，你可以猜到如何的。

movie is going to go so that was the biggest issue I had there I wish I had

電影要走了，所以這是最大的問題，我有我希望我有。

refrained from all of the trailers to be honest it would have been nice to have

避免了所有的預告片，說實話，這將是很好的有

like no idea what to expect but the action was well done and the web

就像不知道要期待什麼，但行動是做得很好，而網絡

so Peter's suit has Jennifer Connelly's voice inside and I honestly thought if

所以彼得的西裝裡面有詹妮弗-康奈利的聲音，我真的覺得如果

the voice of the suit was going to be like later revealed to be Tony Stark in

衣服的聲音是要像後來發現是託尼-斯塔克在。

disguise she kind of has that stark wit about her if you listen and since no one

偽裝，她有那種鮮明的機智，如果你聽，因為沒有人。

was ever calling Peter about the next mission I thought Stark was totally

我認為斯塔克完全是在給彼得打電話，詢問下一個任務的情況。

messing with Peter for turning off the training wheels protocol but that didn't

惹彼得關閉訓練輪協議，但這並沒有

happen and it was actually just a total Jarvis clone kind of AI so I kind of

發生，它實際上只是一個總賈維斯克隆種AI，所以我種。

feel like Karen is too much like Iron Man a little I'd prefer he doesn't have

感覺凱倫太像鋼鐵俠了一點我寧願他沒有。

all the massive variety of web-shooter combinations but I understand that more

所有大量的各種網絡射手組合，但我理解，更多的

would be true comic fans so I can accept that

將是真正的漫畫迷，所以我可以接受，

That sounds really mean.  I didn't really feel like her and Peter really connected

這聽起來真的很刻薄。  我真的不覺得她和彼得之間有什麼聯繫。

considering he's supposed to be like really into her it's just one of those

考慮到他應該是喜歡真正的她 這只是其中的一個。

crush stories where one person says I like you and that's kind of all you've

暗戀的故事，一個人說我喜歡你，這是一種所有你已經。

got to go on so it didn't really surprise me when Liz turns out to be a

得到了繼續，所以它真的沒有讓我感到驚訝，當莉茲原來是一個。

one-time character and says she's moving at the end but it did surprise me to

一次性的人物，並說她在最後的移動，但它確實讓我感到驚訝，以

find out that Michelle is MJ the first time through and Michelle is just the

發現米歇爾是MJ的第一次，而米歇爾只是的。

funny girl watching everything from the background but once you know she's MJ it

有趣的女孩看著一切從後臺 但一旦你知道她是MJ，它

makes watching her from the background all the more better I really like how

使得從背景上看她的效果更好，我真的很喜歡這樣

they are setting everything up for later stories. What did you think about

他們在為以後的故事做鋪墊。你怎麼看

Bird Man I mean the Vulture? Michael Keaton is totally intimidating in this

鳥人我是說禿鷲？邁克爾-基頓在這部片子裡很有威懾力。

movie. It is awesome. The big twist reveal when Peters picking up Liz for

電影。這是真棒。大轉折揭祕，當彼得斯接莉茲為。

homecoming and the vulture opens the door was so good both times I saw the

回家和禿鷹開門是如此的好，兩次我都看到了。

film the audience just went *GASP* at that part and then the next twenty minutes was

電影中的觀眾在這部分就開始了，然後接下來的20分鐘是...

filled with awesome tension he is totally a great villain

充滿了令人敬畏的張力，他完全是一個偉大的反派。

and that is so vital to making a great superhero movie.

而這對於製作一部偉大的超級英雄電影來說是至關重要的。

For Marvel to have Spider-Man back in their hands...

為了讓漫威公司將蜘蛛俠重新交到他們手中... ...

but as a standalone movie I think the story is

但作為一個獨立的電影，我認為故事是。

simply Uncle Ben's mantra with great power comes great responsibility

本大爺的一句話：大權在握，責任重大

Peter is very eager to get the ball rolling and immediately become the next

彼得非常渴望得到球，並立即成為下一個。

Avengers he's telling Ned I'm beyond all of this I'm going to be out of here

復仇者聯盟... ...他告訴奈德，我已經超越了這一切... ...我要離開這裡。

when Scott calls me up well everyone else around him is being like Kendrick

當斯科特打電話給我的時候 他身邊的其他人都像肯德里克一樣。

Who that kid that's thinkin he is bein like Ironman!?

那個自以為像鋼鐵俠的孩子是誰？

sorry anyway they're all telling them stay on

對不起，反正他們都告訴他們留在這裡