Name: 蜘蛛俠2》應該如何收場 (How Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended)
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T03:30:54.000Z
Duration: 7 min 41 s

基礎被動語態

This episode was made possible by Nord VPN. More on that after the video.

這一集是由Nord VPN促成的。更多關於視頻後。

程度副詞

Or, you can just check the description for a link and more details

或者，你可以直接查看描述，以獲得鏈接和更多的細節。

Boy do I love her. I want to tell her that, but she can never know how I feel

我是愛她的我想告訴她，但她永遠不會知道我的感受。

If anyone ever found out I'm Spiderman, she'd be in real danger. So I have to protect her, because, you know, responsibility

如果有人發現我是蜘蛛人，她就會很危險。所以我必須保護她，因為，你知道，責任。

But I sure do love her... but no one can ever know that I'm Spiderman

但我真的很愛她... 但沒人能知道我是蜘蛛人。

Pizza time. Oh my gosh! Are you Spiderman!?

披薩時間。天啊，你是蜘蛛人嗎？

今天是我的生日！？我完全忘記了！

I do! I'm... forgetful. I'm a forgetful genius. So what are you guys doing here?

我有！我... 很健忘我是一個健忘的天才。那麼，你們在這裡做什麼？

We're we're here to celebrate your birthday.

我們... ...我們是來為你慶祝生日的。

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts

女士們，先生們，請繫好你們的安全帶。

Why don't you ask all these people not wearing safety goggles to step back to a safer distance before you just turn on

你為什麼不要求所有這些沒有戴安全護目鏡的人退到安全距離，然後再打開

A tiny sunball for the first time, with never before tested robot arms!?

小小的太陽球，第一次用從未測試過的機器人手臂！?

好吧，這對你來說足夠安全嗎？

But I want to date girls uncle ben. It's not fair! MJ flirts with me

但我想約會的女孩 叔叔本。這是不公平的！MJ跟我調情

The landlord's daughter likes me and betty branch. I don't want to be spider-man can't have a girlfriend peter

房東的女兒喜歡我和Betty Branch。我不想做蜘蛛俠不能有女朋友，彼得

It's unfair. I like girls. They're so pretty

這不公平我喜歡女孩。他們是如此的漂亮

Raindrops keep flashing on my face keep on splashing nothing's bothering

雨滴一直在我的臉上閃現 一直在飛濺 什麼也沒有打擾到我

What the heck is that peter parker just freeze-framed after doing a dorky walk outside our window why i'm not sure

那彼得-帕克在我們窗外做了一個呆呆的散步後，被凍住了，我不知道是什麼鬼東西？

It looks like he's waiting for a transition

Are you waiting for a transition? Yeah, poor guy. I hope this dorky strut thing doesn't become a thing for him

你是在等待過渡嗎？是啊，可憐的傢伙。我希望這個呆板的大搖大擺的東西不成為他的事情。

我，嗯，呃，不香料看出來了。

吻她，你這個笨蛋！發生什麼事了？

Who stopped that car I threw with that kid that I was trying to talk to just a couple of amazing friends of spider-man

是誰攔住了我和那個孩子的車 我想和蜘蛛人的幾個好朋友談一談

Well, I was going to let you stop this train and then catch you right after but then I thought now's good

我本想讓你停下這趟車，然後馬上去接你... ...但我覺得現在是個好時機。

Anybody got any other bright ideas, here's a bright idea every man

誰有其他好點子，這裡有一個好點子，每個人都有。

Prepare to die. Dude. Your dad was the green goblin. He died trying to kill me liar. It's true

準備好死吧老兄，你爸爸是綠妖精。你爸爸是綠色妖精。他死了試圖殺死我，金光黨。金光黨，這是真的。

Harry, I never wanted to have to tell you this because I was afraid it would hurt you too much

哈里，我從來沒有想過要告訴你這些 因為我怕會傷你太深。

There's no question your father died by his own hand. You are so fired

毫無疑問，你父親是死於自己的手。你被解僱了

Thank you so much for telling me. I was about to kill my best friend, dude

非常感謝你告訴我。我都快殺了我最好的朋友了，老兄

These things have turned you into something you're not

這些事情讓你變成了一個不一樣的人。

They didn't listen turns out my arms are really really mean I think you mean evil and annoying

他們不聽話 原來我的手臂真的很凶狠 我想你說的是邪惡和討厭的意思

Look at what's happening, we must destroy it the river drown it

看看發生了什麼，我們必須毀掉它 河流淹沒它

You mean you want me to move out of the way so you can do something that will make you kill yourself

你的意思是你想讓我讓開路 好讓你做一些會讓你自殺的事。

Because you know my identity now and it creates a huge problem for me if you stay alive after this point

因為你現在知道了我的身份，如果你在這之後還活著，就會給我帶來很大的麻煩

It's this whole thing. I have to deal with every day. What are you talking about? No, it's because I have these robot arms

就是這整個事情。我每天都要處理。你在說什麼? What are you talking about?不，這是因為我有這些機器人手臂 No, it's because I have these robot arms.

What are you gonna do spray webs at it you go save your girlfriend and keep me from sinking mj. Still here. Yes. Oh, okay

你要做什麼？ 噴射網，你去救你的女朋友，讓我不至於沉下去。還在這裡。還在哦，好吧

Whoa that looked good. Okay. I'm ready. Let's get out of here

哇，看起來不錯好了，我準備好了讓我們離開這裡

Now you promise you're not going to tell anyone who I am, right?

現在你保證你不會告訴任何人我是誰，對嗎？

I won't and you're going to turn yourself in for all the bad things. You did. Uh

我不會的，你會因為所有的壞事而自首的。你做了。呃...

Sure, if that's what you want to hear. Okay. See ya

當然，如果這是你想聽的話好的，再見

Mj. I've come to rescue you. It's me your fiance

Mj.我是來救你的是我，你的未婚夫

Spider-man ruins wedding this guy just gets worse every day first. He wreaks havoc on new york city, then. He sets dock free now

蜘蛛人毀了婚禮 這傢伙先是一天比一天糟糕他在紐約市造成了巨大的破壞 然後他現在放走了Dock

He's stolen my son's fiance which actually ended up saving me a lot of money

他搶走了我兒子的未婚夫，結果給我省了不少錢。

But he's a menace a menace. I tell you isn't that right peter. Oh, yeah

但他是一個威脅 一個威脅。我告訴你是不是這樣的權利彼得。哦，是的

Oh, she'll be dead. Well, guess what? He's willing to risk it

哦，她會死的。好吧，你猜怎麼著？他願意冒這個險

That spider-man he's willing to risk it. He'll risk it for the biscuits. He's willing to risk it

那個蜘蛛人... ...他願意冒這個險。他願意為了餅乾而冒險。他願意冒這個險

That's a good line i'm gonna use that oh, please don't

這是一個很好的線，我要用這一點，哦，請不要。

Hey guys, thanks so much for watching and also a big thank you again to nordvpn for making this episode possible. But what is

嘿嘿，非常感謝大家的觀看，也再次感謝nordvpn讓本期節目得以實現。但什麼是

Nordvpn, i've never heard of such things. Nordvpn is an app that encrypts your data so you can have a private and secure internet experience

Nordvpn，我從來沒有聽說過這樣的事情。Nordvpn是一個應用程序，加密你的數據，這樣你就可以有一個私人和安全的互聯網的經驗

Their strict no logs policy means they don't collect your data

他們嚴格的無日誌政策意味著他們不會收集您的數據。

They have tons of super fast servers worldwide to choose from

他們在全球範圍內有大量的超快服務器可供選擇。

And just one account lets you have up to six simultaneous connections for your multiple devices

一個賬戶就可以讓您的多個設備同時擁有多達六個連接。

Are you telling me this will work on my computer and my tablet and my smartphone up to six of them? Yes

你是說這能在我的電腦、平板電腦和智能手機上使用，最多可使用6臺？可以

Oh, that's appealing because I have a lot of devices so protect yourself no matter where you are

哦，這很吸引人，因為我有很多設備，所以無論你在哪裡都要保護自己

Where do I sign up i'm getting that just go to?

我在哪裡報名，我得到的只是去？

Nordvpn.com how it should and use promo code how it should today how it should and if you sign up right now

Nordvpn.com怎麼應該和使用優惠碼怎麼應該今天怎麼應該和如果你現在註冊了。

They are offering hizzy fan 70 off. That's only 349 a month

他們提供的是hizzy fan 70的優惠。一個月才349元

Plus you get an additional month free just visit nordvpn.com how it should and use promo code how it should

加上你得到一個額外的月免費只是訪問nordvpn.com它應該如何，並使用促銷代碼它應該如何。

Okay. Thanks again so much for watching. We have a new bite size coming up soon

好吧，再次感謝您的觀看。再次感謝這麼多的觀看。我們有一個新的一口大小很快就到了。

And if you enjoyed this throwback episode, please let us know what other episodes you'd like to see in the future

如果你喜歡這個回味無窮的情節，請讓我們知道你想在未來看到什麼其他情節。

Okay, that's all for now and hopefully we'll see you next time

好了，就到這裡吧，希望我們下次再見吧。