Name: 女人知道男人不知道的事弗雷德-克萊特 (Women Know Things That Men Don't. Fred Klett)
Uploaded: 2024-05-29T11:15:40.000Z
Duration: 8 min 44 s

All right, this is my favorite subject, actually.

好吧，其實這是我最喜歡的話題。

My wife started to share knowledge with me.

Knowledge I had no idea she had before we got married.

在我們結婚之前，我根本不知道她有這些知識。

Tremendous amounts of knowledge she must have stored throughout the years waiting to share with her future husband.

她多年來一定儲存了大量的知識，等待與未來的丈夫分享。

Not all at one time, just bits and pieces here and there on an ongoing basis.

不是一次性全部完成，只是不斷地在這裡和那裡完成一些零碎的工作。

And that one time I thought it would end, now I know it never will.

曾經我以為一切都會結束，現在我知道它永遠不會結束。

But the thing is, I never know what's gonna trigger her desire to share additional knowledge.

但問題是，我永遠不知道什麼會觸發她分享更多知識的慾望。

That's the part that keeps us on our toes.

這就是讓我們時刻保持警惕的部分。

It could pop up at any time for any reason or absolutely no reason at all.

它可能在任何時候以任何理由或完全沒有任何理由突然出現。

There are days when I'm on a walk-through room and I see my wife, ha ha, I think I'll go the other way.

有些時候，我在房間裡走來走去，看到我的妻子，哈哈，我想我會走另一條路。

I really haven't memorized yesterday's lesson yet.

I've got a big midterm coming up and I'd like to do well.

馬上就要期中考試了，我想考好。

I never know what's gonna trigger her desire to share additional knowledge.

我永遠不知道什麼會觸發她分享更多知識的慾望。

有一天，我剛打開我們家的後門。

That's all I did, simply opened the back door.

我就做了這些，只是打開了後門。

Look at me, people, just opened the back door, perhaps slightly too long.

大家看看我，剛開了後門，也許開得太久了。

I don't know what the exact time parameter is.

我不知道確切的時間參數是多少。

I only know I must have went over because my wife whirled and yelled, shut the door.

我只知道我一定是走過去了，因為我妻子旋即大叫一聲，把門關上了。

You just let 800 mosquitoes into the house.

No, I had no idea that mosquitoes fly in swarms of 800.

不，我不知道蚊子會成群結隊地飛上 800 只。

I would think that many in a swarm, you'd see something come through the door.

我認為，在蜂群中，你會看到有東西從門縫裡鑽進來。

I saw nothing but my wife with her keen eyesight and wealth of knowledge knew that 800 got into our house.

我什麼也沒看見，但我妻子憑藉她敏銳的洞察力和豐富的知識，知道有 800 人進了我們家。

God bless her, we could have been bitten to death that night.

上帝保佑她，那天晚上我們差點被咬死。

I got married, I no longer need the Discovery Channel.

我結婚了，不再需要探索頻道了。

I guess what I'm trying to say to you is that marriage can be good because you learn things that you never knew when you were single.

我想對你說的是，婚姻可能是件好事，因為你會學到一些單身時不知道的東西。

Marriage can be good because you learn things that you never knew when you were single.

婚姻可能是件好事，因為你能學到單身時不曾瞭解的東西。

And you know what, you see examples of that around us all the time.

你知道嗎，在我們身邊，這樣的例子比比皆是。

I'm in a cafeteria behind an elderly couple husband reaching for whole milk, reaching for whole milk.

我在自助餐廳裡，跟在一對老年夫婦身後，丈夫在拿全脂牛奶，我在拿全脂牛奶。

Listen carefully, reaching for whole milk.

仔細聽著，伸手去拿全脂牛奶。

Mid-reach, his wife states, you do not drink whole milk.

中途，他的妻子說，你不能喝全脂牛奶。

He did not stop, he did not turn to reply, just veered off, went straight to the skim milk.

他沒有停下來，也沒有轉身回答，只是偏離了方向，徑直走向脫脂牛奶。

I watched this and I thought, how lucky that man was to have found that woman.

我看完後想，那個男人找到那個女人是多麼幸運。

How many years did he drink the wrong milk?

You learn things when you get married that you never knew when you were single.

結婚後，你會學到一些單身時不知道的東西。

You learn things that you never knew when you were single.

你會學到單身時從來不知道的東西。

I realize that I never would have survived had I stayed single.

我意識到，如果我一直單身，就永遠活不下去。

I probably would have been dead in a matter of months.

I mean that, when I was single, I was wild.

我是說，當我單身時，我很狂野。

You would not believe some of the things I used to do.

你不會相信我以前做過的一些事情。

I did not know carpets are supposed to live thousands of years.

You learn things when you get married you never knew when you were single.

結婚後，你會學到很多單身時不知道的東西。

My wife not only told me I breathe too loud, she told me the exact distance from which people can hear me.

我的妻子不僅告訴我我呼吸太大聲，還告訴我人們能聽到我呼吸的確切距離。

我知道，她的知識令人難以置信。

When I was single, I would do really stupid things like stay until I quit having fun.

單身的時候，我會做一些非常愚蠢的事情，比如一直待到自己不開心為止。

Never realizing I should have left hours ago simply because it was time.

我從來沒有意識到，僅僅因為時間到了，我就應該在幾個小時前離開。

It's time, pal, and you should get married so you'd know too.

是時候了，夥計，你應該結婚，這樣你也會知道。

See, sometimes, sometimes when people start applauding, other people are like, no, we don't want to move our arms.

你看，有時候，當人們開始鼓掌時，其他人就會說，不，我們不想動胳膊。

I realize that I never knew how to get dressed.

我意識到，我從來不知道如何穿衣服。

You ever get dressed up to go out with your wife, you come out of the bedroom and she just looks at you and says, no.

你有沒有過這樣的經歷：你穿戴整齊準備和妻子外出，從臥室出來後，她看著你說："不行。

You're married long enough, she doesn't have to say anything.

你們結婚夠久了，她沒必要說什麼。

You come out of that bedroom, you see a certain look, you just do a little U-turn.

你從臥室出來，看到某種表情，你就會轉個小彎。

在我們身邊，這種情況時有發生。

Today, in the hotel I'm staying at, very nice hotel, walking down the hallway behind what had to be a husband and wife.

今天，在我下榻的那家非常不錯的酒店裡，我走在走廊上，身後跟著一對夫妻。

He walked by me, looked up at me as if to say, guess I'm not hungry.

他從我身邊走過，抬頭看了我一眼，好像在說：我不餓。

Sometimes I get a pain in my stomach like I'm hungry.

有時，我的肚子會像餓了一樣疼痛。

I could be eating right now and I'm not even hungry.

我現在就可以吃東西，但我根本不餓。

All right, I'm gonna leave this one with you.

The reason I saved this one for last is one of my favorites.

之所以把這一條留到最後，是因為這是我最喜歡的一條。

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