Name: 當你的前男友和你的朋友在一起時 (When Your Ex Gets with Your Homie)
Uploaded: 2025-02-28T15:47:16.000Z
Duration: 7 min 5 s

I order my latte, and when I go to pay for it, I realize I left my wallet in the car.

我點了拿鐵咖啡，去付錢時才發現錢包落在車裡了。

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Just as I turn to go get it, I hear the guy behind me say,

就在我轉身去拿的時候，我聽到身後的人說、

Christina used to do stuff like that for people all the time.

克里斯蒂娜以前經常為人們做這樣的事。

All right, Todd. We're not talking about your ex-girlfriend today.

好吧，託德我們今天不談你的前女友

傑克為什麼要邀請那個流浪漢？

Every single time, he drinks way too much, and then—

每一次，他都喝得太多，然後--

Christina used to do cute stuff like that all the time.

克里斯蒂娜以前經常做這樣可愛的事情。

Anything we say, he's just gonna relate it back to Christina.

我們說什麼 他都會跟克里斯蒂娜扯上關係

Hey, Todd. I can't wait to eat the ham and cheese sandwich I have waiting for me at my house.

嘿，託德我等不及要吃我家的火腿奶酪三明治了

Christina used to eat ham and cheese sandwiches.

克里斯蒂娜過去常吃火腿奶酪三明治。

Stop bringing up all these things that pertain to Christina, and I'll stop talking about Christina.

別再提這些與克里斯蒂娜有關的事了，我也就不再談論克里斯蒂娜了。

Chris, come on. Oh, you're taking the beers?

克里斯，別這樣哦，你要拿啤酒？

It's really immature of you. You wouldn't even give me a second chance to stop talking about Christina.

你太不成熟了你甚至不給我第二次機會 別再提克里斯蒂娜了

Then come with me, or your girl could be next.

那就跟我走吧，否則你的女人可能就是下一個。

Everything we know about Christina the night she disappeared.

我們所知道的關於克里斯蒂娜失蹤當晚的一切。

That's what I thought initially, but then I started doing some digging, and the whole thing doesn't make any sense.

我最初也是這麼想的，但後來我做了一些調查，發現整件事根本說不通。

Two months ago, Jake's cops and robbers party.

兩個月前，傑克的警察和強盜派對。

我們見到克里斯蒂娜的最後一晚

她離開時正好是晚上 10 時 21 分。

She was hammered, tired, and wanted to get to sleep, but she wouldn't let me walk her home, which is unusual.

她很疲憊，想睡覺，但她不讓我送她回家，這很不尋常。

So at 1035, she texted me, home safe, with this selfie.

10 時 35 分，她給我發來簡訊，說安全到家了，並附上了這張自拍照。

That would be the last text I ever received from her.

這將是我收到的她的最後一條簡訊。

From the time she left the party to the time she got home, that's 14 minutes, 3.6 miles.

從她離開派對到回到家，共用了 14 分鐘，3.6 英里。

A physical improbability to walk home that fast.

要走那麼快回家，在體力上是不可能的。

Okay, well, maybe she walked really fast.

我走著、跑著、騎著自行車下山。

Oh, dud, dude, she took an Uber. Mystery solved.

哦，糟了，夥計，她打了一輛 Uber。謎團解開了

She's banned from Uber because she threw up in the back of an XL after Jake's Super Bowl party.

她被禁止乘坐 Uber，因為她在傑克的超級碗派對後吐在了一輛 XL 的後座上。

Same deal, but Jake's Fourth of July party.

同樣的事情，不過是傑克的國慶派對。

It's a no-bird zone half a mile into the ride, thus forcing oneself to walk alongside the scooter.

騎行半英里後，這裡就成了禁鳥區，是以不得不與滑板車並肩而行。

所以，這同樣是物理上的不可能。

And according to Jake's ring doorbell, the only other person who left at the same time was...

根據傑克的門鈴鈴聲，唯一同時離開的人是...

And you're going to help me catch this cheating son of a bitch.

你要幫我抓住這個狗孃養的金光黨

I'll return this whole cork board, and I'll just let my friend f*** my girlfriend.

我會把這整塊軟木板退回去，讓我的朋友和我的女朋友上床。

We're really just going to sit here in front of his house until he—

我們就在他家門口坐著，直到他...

I guarantee you that Christina's going to walk out of that house wearing some lingerie.

我向你保證，克里斯蒂娜一定會穿著內衣走出家門。

Not an option. There's too many lives at risk.

這不是一個選項。太多人的生命受到威脅。

If he didn't Christina like this, what makes you think he's not going to come for your ex-girlfriend Kayla next?

如果克里斯蒂娜不是這樣的人 你憑什麼認為他不會來找你的前女友凱拉？

Whatever Chris is doing, yes, I'll admit, it's a little weird.

不管克里斯在做什麼，是的，我承認，這有點奇怪。

I don't know. Whatever you think he did to Christina, I promise you, he didn't.

我不知道不管你認為他對克里斯蒂娜做了什麼 我向你保證 他沒有

你知道克里斯蒂娜真的還活著嗎？

Dude, I think it's time we get the cops involved.

老兄，我覺得是時候讓警察介入了。

I mean, he's probably just sparing a bag of money or a time capsule.

我的意思是，他可能只是為了省下一袋錢或一個時間膠囊。

I mean, he's into sentimental stuff like that, right?

我是說，他很喜歡這種傷感的東西，對吧？

Bro, I don't even think we know who this guy is anymore.

兄弟，我覺得我們都不知道這傢伙是誰了。

Oh my God, he's bringing out a ham and cheese sandwich.

天啊，他拿出來的是火腿奶酪三明治。

Christina used to love ham and cheese sandwiches.

克里斯蒂娜以前很喜歡火腿奶酪三明治。

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